Now look, I'm not the chicken little, let's run around and claim that everybody famous is a reptilian type, but oh my god...the facts just keep adding up! In fact, it is SO blantantly obvious I can't believe I didn't see it before! I truly, absolutely believe that Angelina Jolie is a reptilian illuminati and her whole "Mother Teresa" act is exactly that, an ACT. Let's go through all of the clues, shall we:
1. She is related to Hilary Clinton (they are 11th cousins, I believe. Also worth noting, Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama! Even the mainstream media reported on this.)
2. She has always had a weird morbid fascination with blood. When she married her first husband, she wrote his name in her blood on her t-shirt because everybody does that when they get married!
She also of course, infamously wore a vile of Billy Bob Thornton's blood when she was married to him. She even once said in an interview (and I'm not making this up!), "I would drink his blood if I could." In Andrew Morton's recent biography of her (which admittedly, I would take with a grain of salt) he claimed that she practices voodoo and drinks blood. Might be bogus but it's not THAT hard to believe.
3. A former maid and bodygaurd have both said that she is nothing like the image she portrays in public. Bodygaurd said that when her kids cry, she laughs! And get this---he also said that Maddox and Pax call her the "DRAGON LADY" behind her back! He said they even make a game out of it, grabbing their plastic swords and saying "Slay the dragon! Slay the dragon!"
4. Speaking of dragons....she has been very vocal about wanting to play the evil witch/dragon Mileficent in Tim Burton's upcoming Sleeping Beauty, a movie which she plays for her kids a lot. This is not the first time she's portrayed a scaly beast. Remember the movie Beowolf? She played a half-human half-reptile. She said her favorite thing when she watched the movie was seeing herself with a tail.
5. In 2007, she became a member of THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS! HELLLOOO!!! She also met with the Prime Minister and President of Pakistan back in 2005. Could someone please explain to me what the #$*% an ACTRESS is doing meeting with all of these presidents and prime ministers? Nobody thinks it's weird either because she's done sooo well at crafting this BS Mother Teresa image. She's been working with the UN for years which we all know is not the benevolent organization it claims to be. If you'll go to wikipedia and look up Angelina Jolie, you can see a picture of her with Condoleeza Rice from 2005 on World Refugee Day. Oh, isn't that nice? (what's the emoticon for sarcasm?)
6. Remember the first Tomb Raider movie? It actually mentions the illuminati and there are many illuminati symbols in it! There are also illuminati symbols in a movie she did before she was super famous called Hackers, which also mentions the New World Order. (Hmm...coincidence?)
7. She has a tattoo of the latitude and longitude of her kids birthplaces on her left arm. Above these tattoos is a tattoo of a snake. When asked about it, she said she believes the reptiles watch over her family. It's also worth noting though that very few journalists have asked her about it, even though normally every time she gets a tattoo, it's treated like front page news!
8. Her and partner/whipping boy Brad Pitt are actually designing a line of jewelry that is going to feature snakes. Seriously.
9. When she was little, she loved to play with snakes and lizards. Of course she does. Drawn to her own kind, I suppose.
10. Like most reptilians, she's been known to have sexual appetites outside what is considered the "norm." She's always been open about her love of S & M, bondage, knives, bisexuality, blood, etc. And remember, this IS the woman who practically french kissed her BROTHER and announced her love for him on international television at the 2001 Oscars! She also once claimed to be "most likely to sleep with a female fan." I don't like to judge other people's bedroom preferences because it's their business, I'm just pointing out that a lot of reppies are into some kinky sh*t, and she is certainly no exception!
11. There's also this:
Now, after ALL of this, how can she not be a freaking Rep?!!?! The only way it could be anymore obvious is if she had a neon flashing sign!
Last but not least, on a slightly different note, I don't know if this is true or not, but I can't help but wonder if maybe this is why they are dressing their little girl, Shiloh, like a boy. Maybe Shiloh really does choose to dress like that but I can't help but wonder if they are forcing her to because I keep reading that one of the goals of these satanists/reptiles/illuminati is to create gender confusion. That's why they've given us the poor, mind-controlled androgynous slave known as Lady Gaga. That's just a theory. What do you think?
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